Top Ten Movie Stoners

by Frederick on April 30, 2013

Jamal King

Appeared In – How High

Favorite Quote - “I figure, if I study high, take the test high, then I’ll get high scores.”

Why We Picked Him – We picked Jamal King for the list of all time great movie stoners because because unlike most other stoners on this list, marijuana was not the cause of his stress but the solution. And everyone has to have respect for his natural green thumb.

Ron Slater

Appeared In – Dazed And Confused

Favorite Quote - “Imagine how many people out there are fuckin’ right now man,  just goin’ at it.”

Why We Picked Him -We selected Ron Slater for our list of top 10 movie stoners because he made being a teenager stoner in the 70′s look like a blast. They say that the weed was a lot weaker back then, but Ron Slater makes that hard to believe.

Floyd

Appeared In - True Romance

Favorite Quote - “Don’t condescend me, man. I’ll fuckin’ kill ya, man.”

Why We Picked Him – We love Floyd because he just sits around getting high on that couch, the perfect life. Not to mention that it’s Brad fucking Pitt playing the part.

The Dude

Appeared In - The Big Lebowski

Favorite Quote - “That rug really tied the room together.”

Why We Picked Him – The Dude made to list because he is one of the funniest and most accurate depicts of an old hippie alive in the world today. We love him because he is unintentionally dragged into a situation involving a missing girl, a crazy painter, and some German thugs that piss on rugs.

Smokey

Appeared In – Friday

Favorite Quote - “I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this, but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday, you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.”

Why We Picked Him – We picked Smokey because he is like the ultimate peer pressuring friend. Friday would never had a equal or third if smokey had never convinced Craig to try weed in the first.

Jeff Spicoli

Appeared In – Fast Times At RidgeMount High

Favorite Quote - “Hey, wait a minute, there’s no birthday party for me here!”

Why We Picked Him – Because he ordered a pizza during history class, That’s Why.

Dante

Appeared In – Grandma’s Boy

Favorite Quote - “Dr. Shakalu brought my some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.”

Why We Picked Him – We picked Dante for the list because we have all met a dealer that is like him. Every time you meet up with the guy, he is smoking weed with another random person you have no idea how he met. Throughout the movie you will see dante smoking with a monkey, tribal native, and a Japanese samurai instructor.

Saul Silver

Appeared In – Pineapple Express

Favorite Quote - “What’s down there, a fucking Rancor?”

Why We Picked Him – Saul Silver made the cut for the list of top 10 movie stoners because he seemed like a real stoner. Saul wasn’t a bad guy he was in a bad spot and and just wanted some friends. Being hooked up with the wrong crowd got him into a lot of hilarious to watch trouble.

Tommy Chong

Appeared In – Up in Smoke , Cheech & Chong’s Next Movie, Nice Dreams, It Came from Hollywood , Things Are Tough All Over , Still Smokin’ , Cheech & Chong’s The Corsican Brothers (1984), Get Out of My Room

Favorite Quote - “Hey Man”

Why We Picked Him – Tommy Chong scores so higher on this list for two very good reasons. The first being himself and his partner in crime, Cheech Martin, are the classic stoner duo. And the second reason being that he is a stoner in every role he has ever played.

Jay
Appeared In – Mallrats, Clerks, Clerks 2, Chasing Amy, Scream 3, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Favorite Quote – “Snoochie Boochies”
Why We Picked Him – We picked jay because he is the voice of the modern day smoking duo , Jay and Silent Bob. Jay keeps the laughs coming with tons of wise cracks and insults to say to everyone he meets.

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