These two Stoners are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes [...]
Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Thursday, which is Good friday, we’re having a Father’s Day party for mother’s only. Admission is free, pay at the door, pull out a chair and sit on the floor Try here for more Stoner Jokes!
Q. How do you know when you have smoked enough pot ? A. When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter. Try here for more Stoner Jokes!
Q. How do you know when you have smoked enough pot ? A. When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter. Try here for more Stoner Jokes!
Two old dudes are sittin’ around coolin’ it. One say to the other, “Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout, Man?” “Oh, I was just reminiscin’ ’bout Woodstock”. “Man?!!? You wuz never at Woodstock!” Oh,… yeah”. Try here for more Stoner Jokes!
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Q. How long does it take before weed goes bad? A. I don’t know! I never have it longer than an hour. Try here for more Stoner Jokes!
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