For five years, a pair of twin stoners and an Italian man have worked side by side every day as window washers, and every night after work they stopped for a drink. One day, disaster struck, and the Italian fell to his death. The police came to the site and began asking questions. “Where does [...]
Question: Did you hear about the Stoner Helicopter Pilot Crashing The Copter? Answer: The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan. Try here for more Stoner Jokes!
A Stoner wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over and decided to give him a chance. “I will give you three questions,” said the coach. “If you come back in a week and answer them all correctly, you’re on the team.” “Fair enough!” said the Stoner eagerly. The coach proceeded, “Here are [...]
Following the assault of a young woman, the police rounded up the usual suspects for a lineup; suddenly, the Stoner suspect stepped forward and screamed “That’s her!!” Try here for more Stoner Jokes!
Q: What do you do if a Stoner throws a hand-grenade at you? A: Take the pin out and throw it back. Try here for more Stoner Jokes!
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in a stoners freezer? A: They forgot the recipe. Try here for more Stoner Jokes!
Q: Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days? A: He was scheduled to take a urine test. Try here for more Stoner Jokes!
A Stoner is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, “Look, I have a lot of models, but why don’t you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the [...]