Do you want to learn how to Roll A Joint like a professional? Sure you do. Nicely rolled joints not only look nicer then poorly rolled ones but they smoke better too. Below you will find 10 ways that you can improve you joint rolling skills and begin to roll like a True Stoner.

Ten Basic Joint Rolling Tips To Help You Roll Like A Professional

 Break Down Your Weed As Much As Possible

Breaking down the weed is one of the most important parts of rolling a joint. Rushing this part of the process almost guarantees that your joint will come out poorly. Larger chunks of weed tend to rip your joint papers and cause it to roll unevenly. When you break your marijuana down into fine piece your joint will almost roll itself.

Patience Is The Key

When rolling a joint you need stay calm and take your time. Rushing a joint will only cause you to mess up and become frustrated. As long as you take your time and focus on the task rolling a joint should be a breeze.

Use A Roach

Roaches save you a lot of frustration by preventing the end of your joint from sealing itself. When you smoke joints the end can become wet and stick shut. When this happens the joint can become extremely hard to pull making the entire smoking process unpleasant. Roaches are a tightly rolled piece of cardboard that you place at the end of your joint when rolling. This prevents the joint from closing and keeps the smoke freely.

Kones Can Help

Just like a roach Cones Joint help restrict the amount of smoke that is released from the joint at one time. This means your joints will burn for a longer amount of time and less marijuana will be wasted. Cones also help prevent any weed from falling out of the end of your joint.

Double Up

Sometimes when you roll a joint a seed or stem will cause the paper to slightly rip. When this happens you have two options, you can start over from scratch or rewrap it with a second piece of rolling paper. Joints wrapped with two rolling papers tend to burn slower then normal joints.

Let George Roll It

If you are just someone that has clumsy fingers it is always ok for you to pull out the dollar bill. Rolling a joint with a dollar bill has been a little known, rarely shared Stoner secret. Joints rolled in this fashion almost always come out looking amazing. Whether you have steady hands or not you should really give the dollar bill a chance.

Use A Mix

Professional joint rollers know that the key to having a slow burning joint is using the proper mixture. Tobacco burns at a slower rate then cannabis thus slowing down the entire time it takes for a joint to burn out. Everyone knows that more hits equal a happy stoner.

Focus On The Fold

The first time you roll the joint inwards is always the most important. It actually sets the pace for the rest of the rolling. If you have a clean roll the first time over the rest of the joint will almost roll itself.

Practice, Practice, Practice

The only guaranteed way to improve your rolling skills is by rolling a lot of joints. Over time your hands will learn how to correctly hold at joint while rolling it. There is absolutely nothing that can be substituted for practice when trying to improve your weed rolling skills.

Over the years there have been a lot of stoner movies, most consisting of it own Stoner Duo. But when attempting to capture the ‘stoner’ some have gone terribly wrong. This is why we have made a list of the Top 5 Stoner Duos ever to be seen in film for your lazy asses.

Top 5 Stoner Duos

#5 Jesse and Chester

Coming in last on our list of the top Stoner duos are Jesse and Chester from the movie “Dude, Where’s My Car?”. Portrayed by Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott these two end up on an adventure after waking up from a night of partying way to hard and being unable to find their car. Jesse and Chester act like the typical stoner duo and are sure to make you laugh your ass off. The main reason they ended up last on this list is because their is no direct reference to marijuana in the film.

#4 Bill & Ted

Bill and Ted are another set of classic stoners that have no direct reference to weed in their films. Despite  this their films are still “EXCELLENT”. Whether they have to outsmart death or travel threw time collecting historical figures for a history project they are sure to make you laugh. These two might have made it up to spot 3 if they actually showed them smoking in the films.

#3 Harold And Kumar

John Cho and Kal Penn are the newcomers in the stoner duo category but they have quickly made their mark. Appearing in a 2 (soon to be three, December 2011) stoner movie series as Harold and Kumar. Both of the movies released so far have been historically funny and are sure to make you smile every time you think about it.

#2 Jay And Silent Bob

Jay and Silent Bob have been the drug dealing, ready for anything, up to no good stoner guest stars in as many as 8 films. Only once have the two had an entire film about themselves which was entitled Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Every one of these movie will make you laugh your ass off as they teach you a life lesson in a way you actually pick up on and understand it. (except Scream ) These two stoners are actually my favorite on the list but nothing can stand up to respect the next duo have earning in their years of entertaining.

#1 Cheech And Chong

Our first place spot goes to the original “dynamic duo” of stoner movies, Cheech and Chong. Cheech and Chong are played by Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong and have become so famous playing these two Stoners that everyone knows them by name. Not only are they the original Stoner duo, these two also began the entire stoner movie phase.

There are tons of places online offering percolator bongs for sale but many of these products are being overcharged for poor craftsmanship or marked up heavily so the middle man can make a profit. WeAreBaked hates to see this and has made a list of the top 10 percolator bongs for sale online that is composed of only fair priced and high quality merchandise. Fair priced does not mean that all of these models are cheap but that each one of the bong is worth the price being charged. Stop wasting your time and skip all the endless searching and check out which percolator bongs make the list.

Top 10 Percolator Bongs For Sale

Weed Star Messias Illusion Ice Bong

Price: $124.89

The Weed Star Messias Illusion Ice Bong is a stunning beaker base bong with 5mm-thick glass that features a reinforced 3-arm slitted tree percolator. The percolator lies beneath the built in ice notches and creates one of the coolest, smoothest hits available.

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Molino Mad Scientist V2

Price: $109.50

The Molino Mad Scientist V2 has two separate water chambers inside of it to cool and filter your smoke. The smoke passes right through the water and up into the central chamber where it goes through the percolator that increases the overall surface-contact to volume-ratio of the smoke.

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Blaze Glass Premium Double Spiral Percolator Ice Bong

Price: $140.00

The Blaze Glass Premium Double Spiral Percolator Ice Bong is a straight cylinder bong sold for a real bargain of a price. Built with 5mm-thick borosilicate glass,  a  stable round base, and a glass double spiral percolator for more flavorful and much smoother smoke that is much healthier for your throat and lungs!

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Black Leaf 8-arm Percolator Beaker Base Ice Bong

Price: $140.00

The 8-arm Percolator Beaker Base Ice Bong from Black Leaf is constructed from 5.0mm thick reinforced glass and a thick 18.8mm bi-stable joint. This bong is sturdy and is built on an efficient system of cooling and diffusing smoke that is as fun to watch as it is to smoke. The large base cools down your smoke before it is pulled through the blue tree percolator and protective splash guard.

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GlassCity Glass Bubbler 8-arm Tree Percolator Bong

Price: $149.50

The GlassCity Glass Bubbler 8-arm Tree Percolator Bong has a cup-shaped slotted percolator inside the bubbler’s chamber that creates an extra diffusion as the smoke travels down through the reinforced tree percolator.

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Blaze Glass Double Spiral Percolator Bong with Clipper Lighter

Price: $139.50

The Blaze Glass Double Spiral Percolator Bong is both a unusually-shaped and exciting bong that comes equip with an extra volume chamber and a 12.5cm wide base. Inside of the main tube lies a glass spiral percolator that breaks down your smoke as passes the glass ice ring that sits just above the bong’s percolator and doubles as a shelf for ice cubes.

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Flaming Skull Double Ring 19-arm Percolator Beaker Base Bong

Price: $145.00

The Flaming Skull Double Ring 19-arm Percolator Bong is a beaker based bong that features a double ring of 7- arm percolators on the inside row and 12-armed  slitted percolator on the outside row. The bong comes set-up with a slitted diffuser in the downstem and ice notches built into the inside of the tube.

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Goliath Omega Double Showerhead Percolator Beaker Base Bong

Price: $325.50

The Goliath Omega bong from Leviathan Pipes is both strong and enormous in size. Being two feet tall and made of 7mm-thick laboratory grade glass this beaker base bong has a double-stack of  powerful showerhead percolators in the tube along with it’s ice notches and splash-guard.

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Electroformed 6 Swiss Percolator Bong

Price: $799.00

This clear glass swiss cheese perc bong features 6 holes for pretty and powerful percolation, and is electroplated with copper. Each bong in this series is truly unique, so the bong you see pictured here is exactly the bong you will get.

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G-Spot Glass Bubble Percolator Bong

Price: $233.85

G-Spot’s Bubble Percolator Bong has a deep slide bowl and 12.5cm / 5 inch diffuser downstem, so you can start enjoying smooth, cool, bubbly pulls as soon as you open it

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The first thing you need to do after you learn how to make hash is learn how to smoke hash. Smoking hash is not done in the exact same way that smoking weed is, hash’s consistently is far more condensed then marijuana buds making it harder to smoke. Hash does not catch on fire as quickly as normal marijuana and because of this special steps need to be taken in order to smoke it. There are a lot of different ways for you to learn how to smoke hash and you need to try them all before you decide on which method is right for you.

Ways To Smoke Hash

Add To A Joint

Adding hash to your joint is one of the easiest and tastiest ways to smoke hash without having special using any special equipment. To smoke hash out of a joint all you need to do is break it into small enough pieces for you to add it to your broken up marijuana before rolling rolling up. When it is mixed with marijuana or tobacco hash burns nice and slow making it the perfect way to smoke it.

Use Hot Knives

Using hot knives is the most efficient ways to smoke hashish. To uses hot knives, you need to heat up two knives over a stove or flame while squeezing them together around your hash. The heat will travel through the knives and into the hash allow you to smoke it. The only downside to using the hot knives method is that it is one of the hardest ways to learn how to smoke hash with.

Sprinkle Over Your Bong’s Bowl

Sprinkling broken up hash over your bong’s bowl is the most commonly used way to consume hashish by those that do not know how to smoke hash. Experienced smokers choose prefer to use other methods to smoke hash because of the amount of smoke that escapes the bowl.

Pack Your Pipe With Hash Balls

The best way to smoke hash out of a normal hand pipe is by rolling the amount of hashish you wish to smoke into little balls and stuffing them loosely into your pipe’s bowl. As the flame of your lighter heats up the hash balls they begin to smoke, because the hash is broken up into several smaller pieces the air and flow freely through the bowl and into the tube.

Use A Hash Bowl

A Hash bowl is a bowl that is made out of aluminum foil for the use of heating up your hash until it begins to smoke.  To smoke hash out of a hash bowl you need to place the hashish into the middle of the bowl and apply heat. Once the hash begins to release smoke you can either inhale it freely or use a pen tube suck it up smoke it.

With all of these different ways we have just provided, learning how to smoke hash has never been easier. Almost all of the instructions above can be completed by any Stoner with things they already have, making them perfect the people new to hash. Try one or all of the ways to smoke hash(if you have enough hash) today and start getting the most out of your hashish.

Before you can jump right into learning how to make hash you need to understand the difference between the types of hash. Hash can come out with different appearances and different strengths depending on the method that is used to create it. The best hash is usually a light shade of green or golden color and tastes clean when smoked because of it’s purity. Poor quality hash is dark brown or black and taste horrible when smoked.

Types of Hash

Flat Screen Hash

Flat screen hash is one of the easiest types of hash for you took make. Find or buy yourself a sheet of finely meshed screen and hold it over a plate or sheet of glass while you scrape marijuana plant trimmings back and forth. This action breaks the THC Trichomes away from the leaf and onto the plate.

Drum Machine Hash

Drum machine hash is a type of hash that uses a machine to rub the marijuana trimming against a screen, breaking the THC filled Trichomes off. The machine rotates your marijuana around and around causing it to fling against the screen covered walls which scrape the leaves. The hash then is collected in a tray for the owner to collect and press into hash cakes.

Bubble Hash

Bubble hash is a type of hash that uses cold water rather then pressure to remove the Trichomes from the marijuana trimmings. A lot of stoners forgo from making bubble hash because it is one of the types of hash that needs a special kit of ‘bubble’ bags to make it. Bubble hash actually receives its name from the special “Bubble Bags” used to extract the various grades of hash from the freezing cold water.

Blender Hash

Blender hash is another simple kind of hash to make that only requires objects found around the average household. To make blender hash you must add solid marijuana bud and ice to a blender and mix it into a smoothie. You then run this smoothie through a coffee filter to extract the hash from the water. Blender hash can become very sloppy which is why it is one of the most unused types of hash.

These are just a few of the many different types of hash that can be made at home. Creating hash will save you tons of money by taking the unused parts of your cannabis plant and turning it into a very powerful smokeable tablet.

A spoof is a device that is used to prevent the one of the largest problems connected to smoking marijuana, the lingering odor. Spoof’s are easy to make and even easier to use so there is no reason why you shouldn’t whip one up now and begin using it today. After you inhale some marijuana you exhale through a spoof, making it smell fresh and clean.

How To Make A Spoof

Step 1:  Take a 20 once bottle soda and empty out(drink or drain) the contents of the bottle and rinse it out with water.

Step 2: Poke a lot of small holes into the bottoms of the bottle so you can blow through it freely.

Step 3: Add as many fabric strips to the bottom as can fit with out completely blocking the air.

Step 4: Take a Hit And Blow Through It

There is no concrete way to talk to drug dealers because the terms are ever changing and can vary from person to person.  Fear of prosecution forces sellers of marijuana to talk “in code” when referring to the drug or when making transactions( Buying or Selling). This “code talk” is used to throw off anyone that may be listening from a different location via wiretap.  The Code Talk used is usually pretty obvious when making the transaction but would be hard to incriminate the dealer in a court of law.  For example, you approach your dealer “like hey you got anything” and the dealer would reply along the lines of  ” yea i got some sticky”.  When making the deal you immediately  understand in what the dealer means but yet if listened to in court “sticky” is not enough to prove marijuana was being sold, maybe you were buying sap or molasses.  Once you understand this you will see that the language of buying drugs is not actually a separate language or form of slang but rather way a of saying something, without saying anything. It is a way for the dealer to say what needs to be said to make a transaction without saying anything that would tip the cops to illegal activity.

Where you are located in the world has a major roll in the way drugs are sold. Depending on what country you are in the code used will be more or less complex. Some countries have less severe penalties for using marijuana so the dealer go to less extremes to avoid detection.  Also the slang used in that area plays heavily on what is going to be said when the deal is going down. Slang is when a certain word or group of words have a different meaning to a particular group of people. So much of what is going to be said when you purchase your drugs depends on how they talk in the particular part of the world.

So there are basically only two tips i can give on what to say when you purchase a illegal narcotics. Tip one is to simply go with the flow, don’t question what he really is saying. Pay attention to his body language and watch to see if he has anything in his hand to give or looks as thou he wants you to pay him. And secondly is don’t act like a narc, by this i mean don’t be obvious when handing off your money and use some type of slang yourself rather then saying ” May i buy some marijuana from you *dealers government name*”. Keep in mind that marijuana is illegal and the dealer is facing a lot heavier charges then you are. Being to obvious will make the dealer not want to continue doing business with you as you may get him caught.

Rules for smoking weed in the car should be enforced at all times. These are not meaningless rules like the one’s the police have. These rules are made and designed with one reason in mind, to keep you and you stoner friends out of jail. They aren’t to kill the joy in smoking weed, or to make it more stressful but to let you know how to key your car safe from the police(as much as possible). If your the driver of the car try to enforce these rules.

1 Pass It Low

When in your car you need to always remember to pass the blunt low. I know it happens but it’s not that often two or three people share a cigarette. And when a cop happens to notice you passing a lit object to your friend he is going to assume it is a joint or blunt and follow you for a bit, if not stop you immediately.

2 Have Something To Mask The Smell

I know the goal is not to be pulled over at all but it happens to the best of us and  you need to be prepared. If you get pulled over and were in the middle of your joint your almost guaranteed to get searched.  Well that is unless you have some kind of spray (axe, body spray, air freshener) you can hide the smell so the cop won’t know a thing.

3 Follow The Rules

Don’t speed, Don’t serve, Don’t litter , Don’t be a dip shit. When you can go to jail if you get pulled over you don’t risk it. Just sit down and listen to the rules for the 20 minutes it takes to smoke a joint. Your going to feel pretty stupid when you get pulled over for speeding and end up getting arrested

4 Keep Your Stash In the Glove/Trunk

A cop can come up with a million and one reason’s for him to search your car if he wants to. And even if you refuse a search you will only be safe if you keep your stash in your glove box or trunk. This is because anywhere else is easily opened and the cop can claim to have seen it in plain view. Keeping our stash in your

5 Look Out For The Cops

Everyone in the car needs to be on a consistent look out for the police when you are smoking marijuana if you plan on beating the badge. If the police are sitting outside your window and your not paying any attention everyone is going to hate you for not noticing, and your just setting yourself up for disaster if your dirty yourself.

Nowadays people are making homemade bongs out of almost anything that can hold water from pieces of fruit to hollowed out toys. There are a lot of Stoners that choose to build bongs just for the fun of it, even though they own high quality professionally manufactured bongs. Making bongs is considered to be an Art form to many Stoners that allows them to express their creativity in a fun useful way. After you get done looking at all the homemade bongs on this be sure to check out our How To Make A Bong section and learn how to make a cool bong of your own.

10 Creative Homemade Bongs

Potato Head Bong

Fun little bong made from a Mr. Potato Head toy.

Iono Metal Bong

Homemade bong made from a large metal structure.

String Bottle Bong

Awesome homemade inline percolator bottle bong using bottles and string.

Baby Bottle Bong

Bong made from a baby bottle. The baby bottle nipple will help prevent you from losing any smoke.

PokeBong

A fun Bong made out of a Pokeball toy with a clear red tube attached.

Homemade Three Chamber Bong

Cool homemade three chamber bong.

Homemade Hookah Bottle Bong

Bottle bong made with a hookah cord on the end to help you relax while smoking.

The Homemade Ice Bong

A homemade ice bong made completely out of ice except for the glass downstem.

Flute Homemade Bong

A cool homemade bong made from a flute.

Homemade Pringle Bong

One of the cheapest homemade bongs you can make.

The key to finding cheap bongs for sale online is finding bongs that are cheap in price but not in quality. A lot of online headshops offer bongs for a low price, but most of these bongs are made with incredibly poor craftsmanship and some of them do not even work.  Because of this a lot of Stoners have been put off from buying bongs online and choose to not buy anything they can not see first. All of the bongs on this list are made to last and are all priced at under $15.00 dollars so there is no excuse for you not to buy one of these cheap bongs today.

Top 10 Cheap Bongs For Sale

6 Inch Acrylic Bong

This tiny bong hits like a professional even thou it is merely 6′ inches tall and 1′ inch wide. Because this bong is so small it can easily fit into any pocket without becoming obvious to passers by.

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Black Cat Waterpipe Bottle

The Black Cat Bottle Waterpipe is a professionally built version of the homemade bottle bongs people make when they can not afford a bong. This bong offers all the benefits of a full size bong but in a 6.3 inch package being sold for less then 10 dollars.

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Colored Acrylic Bong

This bong is a slightly larger version of the first bong on the list sporting the same design, only bigger. This only bongs stand up to be 7.1 inches tall and 1.5 inches wide but has been known to blow smokers away. Buy this bong if your looking for a hard hitting way to get high but can’t afford a normal bong.

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Small Glass Bong

This small glass bong is only 5.5 inches tall but and hang with it’s bigger brother without problem.

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Amsterdam Acrylic Bottle Bong

The Amsterdam Acrylic Bottle Bong is made with translucent white acrylic and a red base and red trim around the mouthpiece. The bong also features a picture of the Amsterdam coat of arms on the tube and comes with a red metal bowl.

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Acrylic Bubble Bong

This acrylic bubble bong is 8.1 inches tall and has a bubble on the bottom to allow for the bong to hold more water. Out of all the bongs on this list the bubble bongs are the most traditional style of bong for the low price.

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Acrylic Double Bong

The Double Bubble acrylic bong is one of the best bongs you can buy for under 15 dollars. The bong stands just under one foot tall (10.8 inches) and has two bubble allowing for it to hold the maximum amount of water possible while remaining in a tube design.

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VooDoo Design Glass Mini Bong

This is a smaller version of a typical layback bubble bong created with a two decorative glass bulges on the tube and a 14.5mm glass-on-glass joint. One of five different, randomly chosen, designs are on the tube just under the mouthpiece.

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Pocket Water Pipe

The Pocket Water Pipe is a bong that is designed to go in your pocket when not in use. I know of quite a few people that refer to this cheap bong as the “master piece” because of it’s hard hits and small design.

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Amsterdam Bubble Base Bong

The Amsterdam Bubble Bong is made completely of clear glass with a clear red base and clear red trim around the mouthpiece, this small waterpipe features a coat of arms decal on the tube and has a funnel bowl and chillum attached.

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Now that you have seen all of the different cheap bongs for sale that have made it onto our top ten list you can make a decision on which one is right for you. If you were looking to spend a little bit more money you should check out our list of the “top 5 percolator bongs for sale” which has bongs that come with a built in percolator to filter your smoke better then a normal water bong.